30-DAY ANIME CHALLENGE! (DAY 7): Your Anime Crush

Day 7:  Your Anime Crush

Ohhh boy, if my last post wasn’t enough to get me brutally assassinated, this’ll probably the article that would finally do me in.

 

 

 

 

Oh well………………I’ve lived a good life……………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

……………………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…………………………………dead at the ripe, young age of 17……….

 

 

 

 

……………………………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

……….didn’t even live long enough to be 18………..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

………………sigh………………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

….oh well……..here it goes………………………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

………………goodbye everyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hanekawa Tsubasa, from the Monogatari series

Ok, before all the Senjougahara fans run me out of town with my limbs tied to 4 horses, let me give you guys a brief rundown of why Hanekawa is my waifu 4 laifu.

For starters, she is incredibly smart; she’s a model student and an overachiever, which already makes her extremely attractive in my book (yes I fall in love with people’s minds, does that make me such a nerd?).  She is soft-spoken and kind and easily approachable, while being able to remain independent and disciplined towards those she disagrees with.  She is an overall bubbly person, not being able to stay mad at someone for long, and instead looks towards a conflict with a positive light, which makes her naturally likeable amongst her peers.

However, her happy-go-lucky personality actually masks the inner turmoil she developed from her unfortunate family circumstances.  In truth, she struggles with her condition, as it has continuously been a source of immense stress for her, ergo she has this mentality that she should just accept whatever befalls her way, as it is merely a part of life, just like her sufferings.  Despite this, Hanekawa strives for whatever seems right, as she is a woman who is wise beyond her years.

Oh, and she also likes to travel a lot.  That’s a plus on my book.

Oh, and did I also mention that she TRANSFORMS INTO A CAT GIRL.  LIKE SERIOUSLY SHE DOES.  WITH EARS.  AND WHITE HAIR.  AND FANGS.  AND SHE’S SO PERFECT.

Also……well………..because of…………other observable things……..ahem……..

If you’re still not convinved on my standpoint, check out these reviews from other websites that I totally pillaged with permission (and are 100% real) about how Hanekawa is the perfect waifu:

“Look at that face, those eyes, those two large………………….ears” – The New York Times

“Perfect bod, likeable personality.  Hanekawa master race!” – Animuu News Network

“She too cute y’all.  I’d like her to get some swag up on this s**t” – Kanye West

“Gr8 b8, m8.  I r8 8/8.  Would m8.” –IGN

Soooo, that’s it for my description of my waifu.

Hopefully you ladies out there were able to pick out a few of my tastes in women.  If you’re smart, wear glasses, and can turn into a cat-girl, then feel free to call me.

No, fake cat-ears are not acceptable.

Now excuse me as I go into hiding for a couple of days under the Bat-Cave.

See you guys in Day 8!

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